Brace yourselves, Maldon… they’ve returned! Prepare for the absolute worst service in town as the Karens take over Henri’s Diner for one night only.
Join us on 28 October for an evening of terrible manners, hilarious insults, and great food (even if it’s served with a scowl). Whether you’re a “basic bitch” or just looking for a brilliantly awful night out, our staff are ready to give you an experience you won’t forget—and probably won’t want to repeat!
Bring your friends, bring your thickest skin, and expect zero customer service.
📅 Date: 28 October 📍 Location: Henri’s Diner at Madison Heights 📞 Bookings: Now open! Call 01621 850222 and choose Option 5 to secure your table before they’re gone!
(Seriously, book it now so we don’t have to listen to you complain later.) 🖕
BOOK NOW (IF YOU DARE)